I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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