If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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