There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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