She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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