I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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