drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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