come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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