This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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