My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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