But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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