Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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