my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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