I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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