He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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