Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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