I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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