i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
