dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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