Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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