So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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