This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
