dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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