One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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