I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We have so much sex to catch up on
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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