Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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