Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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