I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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