Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
im six kinds of drunk right now
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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