Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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