when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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