Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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