i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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