For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I see more hoeing in ur future
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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