elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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