Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
