Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
His nipple licking is glorious
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