I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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