Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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