We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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