Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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