I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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