im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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