Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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