she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
