Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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