dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We need a shit load of segways right now
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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