It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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