I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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