So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
