Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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