I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think I sprained my soul last night
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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